my life before i turned 18:
my life after i turned 18:
Um, the legal drinking age is 21
Um, i live in the uk?
Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.
Good little Eagle Scout.
LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And we need to talk about:
- Bullet points
I may as well
You can’t even put links into text
oh my god the link
Reblogging so more people have this link
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order
Attention, Whovians—the Doctor is in!
Photo Credit: Jeff Riedel for EW.
"We were on location for four or five weeks in Newcastle and I was away from home for the first time; I’d never been away from my family for that long. I used to hang out with a lot of the other girls in those early days, or Rupert and I would hang out in the evenings.”
— Emma Watson about her time on set of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion